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• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• To Smokers: Look at all the money you save if you killed yourself now.
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
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  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough
  There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer....
• Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough
  There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer....
• Once upon a time a lion killed a bull and ate the entire animal.
  Feeling so well about it, the lion roared and roared....