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• Well feed me bran and call me irregular!
• Well, paint me green and call me Gumby!
• Well, slap me with a drowned kitten!
• Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll.
• Well, pluck me naked as a scalded chicken!
• Well, cover me in egg & flour and bake me for 14 minutes.
• In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
  So, I may as well be me. Then I know if someone likes me, they like me....
• Beer, Mr. Peterson? Ok, but stop me at 1... well, 1:30.
• He don't know me vewy well, DO he? -- Bugs Bunny