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Typed with all the speed of a striking slug!
ype in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4
TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional errors.
-- Alan Otte...
Typesetters do it between periods.
TYPEWRITER Writing implement now on the verge of obscurity. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Typical Canadian: "Who's Rush Limbaugh?
Typical Government - $500,000,000 for a plane you can't see.
Typical humans, you can always count on them to mess things up.
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