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  The smaller fish just didn't fill the bill! (Oh, I am sorry, really!)...
• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• Talk about excitement. If you really want to have excitement in your life, try raising rabbits.
  Every day is a hare raising event! (I think it is time for an apology, sorry, really sorry about this one!...
• A new Sports Stadium was completed in Warsaw, Poland, recently.
  There have been a large number of complaints about the design, since no matter where you are seated, you are seated behind a Pole....
• The deer would not go away and was diligent in his efforts, mounting the statue time after time.
  Finally, exhausted, the deer left, slowly and with deliberation....
• Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
  Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?...
• Ned: [answering the door] Yes? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house.
  Ned: Oh, that's where you're wrong, friend. -- Herb pays a visit, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....