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• It's someone playing "Three Blind Mice" on the mouse organ.
• Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
  M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....
• Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.
• Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting his thumb into his mouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse.
  "What do you keep that mouse for?" I said. "You should either bury it or else throw it into the brook....
• drunk mouse syndrome n. (also `mouse on drugs') A malady exhibited by the mouse pointing device of some computers.
  The typical symptom is for the mouse cursor on the screen to move in random directions and not in sync with the motion of the actual mouse....
• drunk mouse syndrome: (also `mouse on drugs') n. A malady exhibited by the mouse pointing device of some computers.
  The typical symptom is for the mouse cursor on the screen to move in random directions and not in sync with the motion of the actual mouse....
• Your cat tried to eat the mouse.