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A pretty .GIF is like a melody
A pretty girl can do no wrong. -- Edward Abbey
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
A pretty woman is a welcome guest. -- Byro
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Voltaire said, "This is no time to make new enemie...
A priest and a rabbi were enjoying the fights at Madison Square Garden.
One of the fighters crossed himself before the opening gong sounded....
A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And he answered
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
A priestess and a virgin you might be, but that unicorn won't care.
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow ma...
A priest with two suits is a thief. -- Lenny Bruce

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