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April diverts our attention from life's inevitabilities and focuses it on the potentialities.
APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
April Fool!: Sue Prize
April is the cruelest month... -- Thomas Stearns Elio
A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells. -- Grandma Mose
A prince can make a belted knight, A marquis, duke, and a' tha
But an honest man 's aboon his might, Guid faith, he maunna fa' that....
A prince offers it to the Son of Heaven. A petty man cannot do this.
A princess should not be afraid -- not with a brave knight to protect her.
-- McCoy, "Shore Leave," stardate 3025.3....
A print addict is a man who reads in elevators. People occasionally look at me curiously when they see me standing there, reading a paragraph or two as the elevator goes up.
To me, it's curious tha...
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency. -- Miguel de Cervante

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