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A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed.
He answered, "In silence." -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Archelau...
A precedent embalms a principle. -- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Speech, Feb.
22, 1848...
A precipitate avian ensnares the vermiculate creature.
A prediction is worth twenty explanations. -- K. Breche
A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate. -- Erma Bombeck
A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
A Presbyterian and Methodist Preacher got into a hot discussion about the Presbyterian teaching on what is called predestination.
Like all such discussions, there was far more heat shead in the cou...
A President cannot always be popular. -- Harry S. Truman, "Memoirs, Vol. II", 1955
APRES MOE LE DELUGE - Larry and Curly get wet.
A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
.. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....

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