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A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it.
-- Alistair Cooke, journali...
A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. -- Wystan Hugh Auden, poet (1907-1973)
A professor's enthusiasm for teaching the introductory course varies inversely with the likelihood of his having to do it.
A progeny of learning. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act i, Sc. 2
A program designed for inputs from people is usually stressed beyond the breaking point by computer-generated inputs.
-- Dennis Ritchie...
A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.
-- The Last One's Law of Program Generato...
A program is much like a nose... Sometimes it runs, Sometimes it blows.
A programmer and his mind are soon parted.

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