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• Well, hello, ENTERPRISE. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board because I'm willing - and waiting.
  In fact we're going to have a real blowout here. -- woman, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
• No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
  -- Titus Maccius Plautu...
• No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become nuiscance after three days.
  -- Titus Maccius Plautu...
• A woman's head on a spike is not a pretty thing. -- V. Tsepe
• A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
• No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
  -- Titus Maccius Plautus (254?-184 B.C.)...
• True friendship's laws are by this rule exprest,-- Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xv, Line 83...
• Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
  -- Garrison Keillo...