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A programmer at S.D.R.C., found the VAX very slow, don't you see.
After typing "DEBUG", the VAX, it did chug. And it came back in February....
A programmer down in Moline Said, I'm the match for any machine.
My secret's aversion, To loops and recursion, Just acres of in-line routine....
A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying
What sort of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badly...
A programmer," he said with obvious amazement, is the sort of person "who drinks Coke in the morning.
-- Boston Globe article on The High Tech Se...
A programmer's best friend - the system trace. Just like your dog, system trace is always there, running, and it doesn't need special care or feeding.
-- MVS/ESA: Diagnosis: Tools and Service Aids LY...
A programmer's work is never done.
A programming language is low-level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
A prohibitionist is someone one wouldn't want to drink with, even if he did drink.
-- H. L. Mencke...
A project always expands to fill your system's available memory.

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