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• Lifting her skirt, she revealed her treasure. The mother lode.
  Pretty, I thought, but is it art? -- Edward Abbey...
• If the end does not justify the means - what can? -- Edward Abbey
• The critics say that Shostakovich's Fourth Symphony has no form.
  They are wrong; it has the form of Shostakovich's Fourth Symphony. -- Edward Abbey...
• When a writer has done the best that he can do, he should then withdraw from the book-writing business and take up an honest trade like shoe repair, cattle stealing, or screwworm management.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: "Yeah," she said, "I'll be dead pretty soon.
  And frankly, I don't give a damn." -- Edward Abbey...
• TOURIST: A pretty girl in Oklahoma.
• If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.