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A Qmodem is a happy modem!
Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Aquait: The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool.
A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services.
Aquarium = Kitty Boob Tube
AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18) You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what you want.
Don't expect things to get any better today, either. As a matter of fact they might get worse. I...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal....
AQUARIUS January 20 - February 18 You are an amiable person who likes to be popular.
You need to be around others because you cannot stand yourself....
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party
here is no battle unless there be two. -- Seneca...
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. -- Slick's Law of the Universe

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