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A public debt is a kind of anchor in the storm; but if the anchor be too heavy for the vessel, she will be sunk by that very weight which was intended for her preservation.
-- Colto...
Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?
Homer: "Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone....
Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote "The Golden Ass". -- Edward Abbey
A pun is the lowest form of humour, when you don't think of it first. -- Oscar Leva
A purchased component or instrument will meet its specs long enough, and only long enough, to pass incoming inspection.
A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things. -- G.K. Chesterto
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.
-- H. L. Mencke...
A Purple Heart just goes to prove that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #53...
A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in" may be blown in.
This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no...

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