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A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions. -- George Elio
April 13 -- True Anecdote: In National League baseball action, the Atlanta Braves' Dion James hits a ball that would have been caught easily, except that in midair it strikes and kills a dove.
-- Dav...
April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left.
April 1st marks the end of winter hibernation and the beginning of summer lethargy.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
April 22 -- Crack U.S. counter-intelligence agents in Moscow begin to suspect that the new U.
April 26 -- Jack Kemp announces that he is running for president, pledging that, if elected, he will deepen his voice.
-- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...
April 30 -- Following a lengthy and dramatic trial, a confused New Jersey jury awards custody of a 3-month-old boy to a 6-week-old girl.
-- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...
April 3 -- In the Persian Gulf, Iranians attack the Islip garbage barge, but are driven off by courageous flies.
-- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...

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