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• QOTD: Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
• The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
  -- Frank Herbe...
• One of these days I'm gonna have one of those days. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.
  I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin....
• Ever have one of those millennia?
• Did you ever have one of those days when you just couldn't get rid of a bomb?
  -- Batman, "Batman" TV serie...
• The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn, Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn, And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone, It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
  -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Day...
• I recommend having no relationships except those easily borne and disposed of
  I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum....
• I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...