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• Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
• We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
• People with no ability to understand sarcasm are an endless source of amusement.
• Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
• Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and stupid Selma work!
  Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert....
• Some folks who think they are busy are just confused.
• The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)...
• The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
  -- Don Marqui...