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  I would prefer to achieve it by not dying. -- Woody Alle...
• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
  I want to achieve immortality through not dying. WOODY ALLEN...
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  I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -- Woody Alle...
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• Nothing works...and nobody cares. -- Woody Alle
• I would prefer something a little more reliable than hope.... -- Avo
• Humorists always sit at the children's table. -- Woody Alle