Some People Get Up At A Quarter To Seven. Other People Lie In Bed 'til 8
Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til
8:45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause
eleven has always been a good friend of mine.
-- Bob Dorough, from Multiplication Rock
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
Slippin' and slidin' my whole life through, but I get everything done that I got to do.
.. -- Lucky Seven Sampson, from Multiplication Rock...
I think you should always laugh in bed--people always laugh at me when I'm in bed. -- Boy George
I can't understand why everyone nowadays has such a low opinion of marital sex.
The marriage experts apparently believe that nine out of ten married couples find it easier to get the kids to bed than to lure each other there ....
If life were a bed of roses, some people wouldn't be happy until they developed an allergy.
When I get bored I go to a Seven-Eleven and ask for a two-by-four and a box of three-by-fives.
-- Rod Schmid...