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• I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
  -- Virginia Woolf...
• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• There are no strangers here - only friends we have not met.
• Have no friends not equal to yourself. -- Cervante
• Have no friends not equal to yourself. -- Confuciu
• We're your friends--we're not like the OTHERS -- Raoul Duke
• Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!