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• You are so aggravating you could give an aspirin a headache.
• Aspirins give me a headache.
• Some people could be brain-washed with an eye-dropper!!
• Just trying to figure out which pain reliever is best is more than enough to give all of us a headache.
  Watching some of the claims on television gives us pains that no pill can remove....
• Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
• About the worst advice you can give to some people is, "Be yourself." -- Tom Masso
• The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion.
  -- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Speech at County Meeting of Bucks, 1784...
• Some people think a juggler is talented. Could be a schizophrenic playing catch. -- Bob Dubac
• If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
  -- Douglas Jerrold...