Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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'Shit Happens' according to... Aristotle: The essence of shittyness...
'Shit Happens' according to... Avoidanceism: With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
Shit Happens' according to... Beurocra
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
Shit Happens' according to... Bush: Read my lip
o more shit! Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture....
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
Shit Happens' according to... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
(1990's) Oooh, SHIT!...
Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...

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