Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Shit Happens' according to... Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law
Relatives are Shit....
Shit Happens' according to... Reagan: Well, I do believe that shit happened.
I was just taking a nap....
'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Repressionism: I'll hold this shit in forever.
'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
Shit Happens' according to... Sartre: Shit is meaningless!
What is shit, anyway?...
Shit Happens' according to... Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Socrates: What is shit? Why is shit?
Shit Happens' according to... Statistician: There is an 83.
7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe....
'Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

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