Shit Happens' According To... Bush: Read My Lip

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-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Bush: Read my lips: no more shit!
Wouldn't be prudent to shit at this juncture.
This looks like foreign shit. Let Baker handle it.

'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... Nihilism: Let's blow this shit up!
Shit Happens' according to... Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen.
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'Shit Happens' according to... Hedonism: There's nothing quite like a good shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.
'Shit Happens' according to... NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...
'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?

Shit Happens' According To... Bush: Read My Lip

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