Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Shit Happens' according to... Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.......
'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Shit Happens' according to... Computer Science: There's a bug somewhere in this shit!
'Shit Happens' according to... Dean: Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take.
'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
I shit, therefore I am....
Shit Happens' according to... Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning.
Yes, it's definitely a case of shit....
Shit Happens' according to... Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.
'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.

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