Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
'Shit Happens' According To... A Yuppie: It's My Shit! All Mine!
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?
Related:
Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit....
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
'Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable.
'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
'Shit Happens' according to... Musician: This shit is out of tune.
'Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
