Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Shit Happens' according to... IRS Auditor: I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms.
Shit Happens' according to... James Tiberius Kirk
... to boldly shit where no one has shit before!...
'Shit Happens' according to... John Paul Jones: I have not yet begun to shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)
Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
Shit Happens' according to... Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire)
The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit....
'Shit Happens' according to... Lincoln: Four score and seven shits ago...
Shit Happens' according to... Linguist: What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri.
(For non-Latin-speakers: feces tauri=the excrement of a bull)...
'Shit Happens' according to... Macintosh: (Enough said)
'Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss: Rub the shit out.

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