Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Ships are but boards, sailors but men: there be land-rats and water-rats, water-thieves and land-thieves.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 3...
Ships dim-discover'd dropping from the clouds.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Summer, Line 946...
Ships don't come in ...they are built..
Shirley Maclaine hasn't got a clue!
Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams.
Shisk-K-BOB. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
Shit happens.
'Shit Happens' according to... Accountant: Why doesn't this shit add up?
Shit Happens' according to... An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract....
'Shit Happens' according to... An Employer: Shit happens, and rolls down hill.

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