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Shit Happens' According To... Capitalism: Shit Happens, And It'll Cost You!
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Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.
Related:
'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
'Shit Happens' according to... Programmer: It's shit, but at least it compiles.
'Shit Happens' according to... Waitress: You want fries with that shit?
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... IBM/DOS: It's shit, but at least it's compatible.
Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
