Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit....
'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
'Shit Happens' according to... Mathematician: Shit happening is just a special case...
'Shit Happens' according to... McCarthyism: Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?
'Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.
'Shit Happens' according to... Musician: This shit is out of tune.
'Shit Happens' according to... Nihilism: Let's blow this shit up!
Shit Happens' according to... Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
'Shit Happens' according to... NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...
Shit Happens' according to... Perot: I'm sorry if I dropped you guys in this piece of shit.

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