Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Experimental)
To within experimental error, shit DID happen....
'Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.
Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, there will never again be shit....
Shit Happens' according to... Procrastinationism: I'll take care of this shit .
.. tomorrow....
'Shit Happens' according to... Programmer: It's shit, but at least it compiles.
Shit Happens' according to... Psychologist: Shit is in your mind.
Everything that happens is shi...
'Shit Happens' according to... Purists: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
Shit Happens' according to... Quality Control Inspecto
This shit ain't good enough....
Shit Happens' according to... Quantum Shittydynamic
Shit happens only in well-defined quantities....
'Shit Happens' according to... Quayle: Whye doe peopl treate mee lik shite?

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