She Was Bred In Old Kentucky But She's Only A Crumb Up Here. -- Curly Howard
She was Bred in Old Kentucky But She's Only a Crumb Up Here.
-- Curly Howard
She was bred in ol' Kentucky But she's just a crumb up here She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed With a cauliflower ear Someday we will be married And if vegetables become too dear I'll just cut me a slice of Her cauliflower ear!
-- Curly Howard, "The Three Stooge...
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk -- Curly Howard
Cut yourself a slice of throat. -- Curly Howard
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Cap'n, she's only a 2400, she canna take 1650 cps! ...Scotty
Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!