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• She was bred in ol' Kentucky But she's just a crumb up here She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed With a cauliflower ear Someday we will be married And if vegetables become too dear I'll just cut me a slice of Her cauliflower ear!
  -- Curly Howard, "The Three Stooge...
• Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk -- Curly Howard
• Cut yourself a slice of throat. -- Curly Howard
• Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
• Cap'n, she's only a 2400, she canna take 1650 cps! ...Scotty
• Beam me up, Scotty! She says she's ... pregnant!