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She who dies with the most fabric wi
She who hesitates is won.
She who ne'er answers till a husband cools, Or if she rules him, never shows she rules.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle ii, Line 261...
S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer!
She: Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss?
He: I once lost my wallet kissing, and it's not going to happen again....
She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
She wore a wreath of roses The night that first we met.
-- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- She wore a Wreath...
SHEZ is this a four letter word??
Shh! Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.

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