She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was
cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it. So I followed her. She picked this
guy up and they drove to a motel. They went inside; I could see them
hugging and kissing and taking their clothes off, but just at that crucial
moment, they turned the lights out, so I never knew for sure ...
I think that's what we fought the most about--our sex life. I wanted one.
-- Kip Addotta
cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it. So I followed her. She picked this
guy up and they drove to a motel. They went inside; I could see them
hugging and kissing and taking their clothes off, but just at that crucial
moment, they turned the lights out, so I never knew for sure ...
I think that's what we fought the most about--our sex life. I wanted one.
-- Kip Addotta
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - aga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L.... - We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant.... - On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick
tomatoes.
Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks.... - Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?... - I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding.
That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
