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• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
• FEMINISM IS FOR THE BIRDS AND ANY REAL WOMEN KNOWS THAT.
  WOMEN ARE BORN SUBMISSIVES AND LONG TO BE TREATED AS SUCH....
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....
• I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
  -- Jules Renard...
• There 's a woman like a dewdrop, she 's so purer than the purest.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- A Blot in the 'Scutcheon, Act i, Sc. iii...