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• Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
• She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
• Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
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• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....