She States That Her Husband Took Downers And She Took Uppers So The Relationship Did Not Work Out.

She States That Her Husband Took Downers And She Took Uppers So The Relationship Did Not Work Out.

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She states that her husband took downers and she took uppers so the
relationship did not work out.

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