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• Buccaneer: The price of corn on the cob...
• You're gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKIN TEETH.
  -- The Blues Brothe...
• The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise measurement of the speed of blight.
• If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other.
  But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it....
• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
• Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. Bread Spreaders spread butter on breads.
  And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding....
• Is sex in a cornfield "Porn on the cob"?
• Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
• Abe: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit.
  It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George "Goober" Lindsay....