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• She neglects her heart who studies her glass. -- Lavate
• She used to be self-conscious about her large breasts, but now she feels they're a turn-on!
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
• Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
• When Life does not find a singer to sing her heart she produces a philosopher to speak her mind.
  -- Kahlil Gibra...
• With that she dasht her on the lippes, So dyed double red
  Hard was the heart that gave the blow, Soft were those lips that bled....
• Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was loved?
  -- Anzia Yezierska...