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• She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
• She who hesitates is won.
• It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for dessert.
  The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork....
• She's so ugly that not even the tide would take her out.
• She was so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
• Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
• Elsie is so ugly she's been turned down more times than a bedspread .
  .. Two weeks ago she won first prize in a beauty contest....
• When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes.
  But when she says yes, she is no lady....
• She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!