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• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
  We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....
• This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System.
  This is only a test. -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline.
  Our operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of your bequest at the sound of the beep, and something will get back to you shortly....
• Hello, this is Fox FM, you're on the air. (or) Hello, you're caller number nine!
  -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies.
  Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you'll be, and I'll be there....
• You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
  -- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
• Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want? -- Answering machine madness - authority figure
• Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
  You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
• Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline. All of our operators are busy at the moment.
  If you would like, leave a brief message after the tone, and someone will get back to you....