She Said I Should Think Of Her Like A Sister. I Said I Did, But Not My Sister.
She said I should think of her like a sister.
I said I did, but not my sister.
My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene phone call.
The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?" -- John Mendoza...
This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
While I, with my usual enthusiasm, Was exploring in Ermintrude's busiasm, She explained, "They are flat, But think nothing of that -- You will find that my sweet sister Susiasm.
o the tune of the Colonel Bogey March] Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa....
Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...