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People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
People tell me when I'm deaf.
People tell you to give them your two cents worth, then they say they want a penny for your thoughts.
Somewhere someone's making a penny. -- Steven Wrigh...
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
People that have fuzzy dice hanging from their rear-view mirrors often suffer from insomnia.
People that make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) -- The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, i...
People these days are reluctant to read the canonical texts, but they love fiction.
Not all fiction, mind you, for they are sick of exemplary themes and far prefer the obscene and fantastic....
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly.
But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. -- Ken Kesey
People think they don't have to learn, Because there is so much information available.
But knowledge is more than possessing information....

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