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People who are excessively concerned about the environment invariably turn out to own a great deal of land.
There are damn few unemployed and renters in the ecology movement. -- Frank Mankiewicz...
People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
-- Howard Simons, The Washington Po...
People who are grateful are usually good.
People who are incapable of making decisions are the ones who hit those barrels at freeway exits.
People who aren't going to go any faster than the speed limit really ought to put their hazard lights on.
-- Nibble's Rules Of The Road, #19...
People who believe, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," will refuse to talk to you.
People who believe that the dead never come back to life should be here at quitting time.
People who Bowl Vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle while at a Las Vegas bowling alley....
People who can least afford to pay rent pay rent. -- Perlweig's First Law
People who can most afford to pay rent build equity. -- Perlweig's Second Law

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