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People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
People who live in wooden houses shouldn't flame.
People who lose their heads are usually the last to miss them.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
-- Sausage Principle...
People who pirate are cracked.
People who push both buttons should get their wish.
People who run down others are taking a roundabout way of praising themselves.
People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers.
People who say they sleep like a baby, usually don't have one. -- Leo J. Burke
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. -- Russell Bake
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