People Tell Me, "gee, You Look Good." There Are Three Ages Of Ma

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People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of man: youth,
middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me.
There are three signs of old age. Loss of memory ... I forget the other two
... My doctor said I look like a million dollars--green and wrinkled.
-- Red Skelton

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