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People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
People who'd rather push a FORD, usually do!
People who dream impossible dreams and strive to achieve them raise man's stature a fraction of an inch in the process, whether they win or lose.
People who eat snails are slime!!
People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
People who fight fire with fire generally end up as ashes.
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals.
It is the poor jerk who is shy half a slug who must tighten his belt....
People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't. -- Ozman's Law
People who hate their work are slaves, no matter how much they make.

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