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• There is a rope hanging from the ceiling.
• All mathochists suffer from calculust.
• Transvestites suffer from delusions of gender.
• I've often gotten the feeling that the only people who have learned from computer assisted instruction are the authors.
  -- Ben Schneiderma...
• Are people more important than the grizzly bear? Only from the point of view of some people.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Amateur electrician: the crispy thing hanging from the ceiling.
• Bacons not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.