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People who can't figure out what to do with a Sunday afternoon are often the same ones who can't wait for retirement.
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
People who claim to know jackrabbits will tell you they are primarily motivated by Fear, Stupidity, and Craziness.
But I have spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pre...
People who clip their fingernails in public deserve to be thrown off a bridge during a tidal wave.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
People who constantly check the coin return in the pay phone, when they have no change coming, should be whipped.
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. -- Jon Bentley
People who develop the habit of thinking of themselves as world citizens are fulfilling the first requirement of sanity in our time.
-- Norman Cousi...
People Who Dislike Cats were RATS in a former life!
People who don't read are brutes. -- Eugene Ionesco

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