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People Treat Me Like a Dog! -- Salmon Rushdie's latest work, on the effects of his plastic surgery.
People try to put us d-d-down, just because we ge-ge-get around.
Things they do look awful c-c-cold. Hope I d-die before I get old. -- The Who...
People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
People want JUST taxes more than they want LOWER taxes.
They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to wealth....
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
People want to take sex education out of the schools.
They believe sex education causes promiscuity--if you have the knowledge, you use it....
People were out there looting their asses off... When they saw us, they shouted, "Viva Bush!
-- A US soldier present at the invasion of Panama...
People who abstain from smoking, drinking, and having sex do not necessarily live longer.
.. It just seems longer....
People who are always taking care of their health are like misers, who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy.
-- Sterne...
People who are easily offended, really offend me.

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